I have a massive crush on Tyrion Lannister from the Game of Thrones. Biting wit and humour really is the best aphrodisiac for me. I don’t usually do this – confess my attraction on a public platform – but my brain is clouded by a haze of…something vaguely like desire. His intellect and quick tongue even in the face of death enthrals me.
I really like and appreciate the fact that he is comfortable with making fun of his diminutive stature. I feel like picking him up and cuddling him.
This is what I would say if I were not delusional and if Tyrion was a real person with a social network profile that I could monitor.
I have it planned out. I would poke him and send him the following message:
Hello Tyrion.
Now listen close because I won’t say it again: I will let you molest me. I guess it isn’t molest anymore because I’ve just given you my consent. So be it. Call me.
Also, I would “like” the shit out of his photos like the total creeper that I am. Yeah.
Tags: Game of Thrones, Tyrion Lannister
